FINALLY: The great list of “Andy-isms”

I’ve been told I have a lot of sayings. My girlfriend calls them ‘Andy’isms.’ So here’s the start of a running list I’ll periodically update:

Words to live by

  • If you don’t believe in yourself, nobody else will

  • You can’t be honest with others if you’re not with yourself

  • If you can’t take care of yourself, you can’t take care of others

  • Most people don’t want to hear about how painful the pregnancy and the delivery were, they just want to see a cute baby

  • Do what’s most important first

  • Be the change you wish to see in the world (I stole that one but I strongly believe in living by it)

  • You are who you are when no one else is looking

  • Do the work

  • Lead from the front

  • Don’t fear success

  • You can’t control what happens to you but you can control what you do about it

  • Past performance is no guarantee of future results but they’re usually pretty well correlated

  • You will get out of anything what you put into it

  • Everything happens for a reason

  • Find your truth

The same thing 4 ways

  • You get what you pay for

  • You sleep in the bed that you make for yourself

  • You reap what you sow

  • You are what your record says you are

In times of trouble…I guess this happens to me a lot…

  • It’s one thing to serve me a shit sandwich, it’s another to tell me it tastes good

  • I’m not saying this is what’s happening, it’s what the data says

  • When you’re in a hole, the first thing you need to do is stop digging

  • The definition of insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results

  • Never make decisions out of emotion

  • These things have a way of working themselves out

  • When in doubt, go faster

  • If you’re in a bind, you’re only certain to fail if you try to be someone else

  • It’s always darkest before the end (joke)

  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party

The Wayne Gretzky section

  • You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

  • Skate where the hockey puck is going, not where it is now

When dealing with issues of others

  • You can lead’em to the water but you can’t make’s drink it

  • Sometimes people need to hug their own cactus (Courtesy of my Aunt Karen Speyer)

  • It’s hard to find the rationality in crazy

  • In love we find out who we want to be; in war we find out who we are (The Nightingale)

Previous
Previous

Finding a life worth living in the time of Corona

Next
Next

The four tribes of Republicans — and why it is important